We have one extra ticket to the Tigers/Jays game tonight: it’s the Jays home opener for 2009. If you’d like to go, you can have the ticket free of charge, but I must warn you of my conditions.

• We plan arrive in time for the pre-game ceremonies. That likely means we’re walking into the park no later than 6:15 PM.
• We plan to stay until the last out, so if you want to leave early, you’re leaving alone.
• You will talk baseball and be happy that I will talk baseball. A lot. Pat Wilson-Welsh calls me his personal color commentator.
• You will not talk software. Three strikes and you’re out.

If you’re still interested, send email to the address at the top of this page. If you know my phone number, text me instead, since I won’t have internet access throughout the entire day—it will depend on the various coffee shops and restaurants I go to.

Okey dokey, rum and cokey, let’s chase balls!

(If you know that reference, you’re in.)